Single-Spook Animists Disagree
(a Terza Rima 14-line sonnet: an homage to Dante Alighieri and Percy Shelley)
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The so-called “Abraham Accords” mislead
through partisan abuse of ancient text:
The Book of Genesis, in which we read

in Chapter Seventeen what has perplexed
non-Jews (or Goyim) of a “pagan” faith,
whose Greek and Roman history was vexed

by that which Hebrew Bible thumpers saith:
that clipping skin from off the penis tip
(commanded by an unseen vocal Wraith)

would guarantee West Bank and Gaza Strip
to genocidal Zionists so sick
that few think they can ever get a grip.

"Male Genital Mutilation," that’s the trick.
Just "Circumcise" some foreskin off the dick.

But don’t the Muslims, too, shave penis tips
and speak of “Ibrahim” as “Patriarch”?
Does this not count as something more than quips

or jokes about The Hunting of the Snark?
but grant them title to their ancient land:
or, Palestine. No bite but only bark

attends, therefore, “accords” as they now stand
Where Jewish lack of foreskins carry weight
but not those dick-skinned Muslims and their brand

of Single-Spook religion. “GAWD IZ GRATE!”,
the Christian Pope’s Crusaders (dicks not skinned)
recited later, less with love than hate.

We find our One-Spook "diplomats" chagrined
that their “agreements” sound like breaking wind.